1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,628 ...ounce in his step, John sets out to shave 2 00:00:02,629 --> 00:00:05,741 a few years off his 45-year-old exterior. 3 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:09,900 He can't get any younger, but he figured he could at least look the part. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,740 Electric Beach, here we come. 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,040 Hi! 6 00:00:16,860 --> 00:00:18,180 Good, how are you? 7 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:21,769 Like so many men before him, John falls prey to 8 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:25,261 Julie's cute, bubbly, tanner girl sales pitch. 9 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:36,760 How do I get a tan like that? 10 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:41,440 Even the most frugal of men have been reduced to doe-eyed piles of mush, 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,640 dropping down their credit card to buy whatever she suggests. 12 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:46,620 Why, you ask? 13 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:50,000 In the hopes of seeing her tan lines, of course. 14 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:52,920 Or lack thereof. 15 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,540 Okay, so this is your bed. 16 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,380 You're gonna lotion up, and you're gonna press that button when you're ready, 17 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,260 and you should be all set. 18 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,720 Holler at me if you need anything. 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,240 Oh, and don't forget your eyewear. 20 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:08,320 Got it. 21 00:01:08,321 --> 00:01:08,880 There you go. 22 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,080 Bye. 23 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:12,730 Bye. 24 00:01:12,731 --> 00:01:13,731 Bye. 25 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:14,810 Bye. 26 00:01:14,811 --> 00:01:15,290 Bye. 27 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:15,750 Bye. 28 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,310 Bye. 29 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:18,350 Bye. 30 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:19,490 Bye. 31 00:01:19,491 --> 00:01:19,550 Bye. 32 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:19,910 Bye. 33 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:21,070 Bye. 34 00:01:23,710 --> 00:01:24,710 Bye. 35 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,060 Tanning beds are bad for you.